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Holiday Party Tips
HOLIDAY PARTY TIPS
Holiday parties are fun, but hosting and planning one can be loaded with potential pitfalls. Here are some helpful tips from Comedy.com to make sure that your holiday party goes off without a hitch.–The first step to hosting a successful holiday party is having much cooler friends and coworkers than you do now.
- Before guests arrive, mark your territory by urinating on the portion of the sectional you wish to occupy.
- When hosting high-class holiday parties, observe proper dining etiquette by stabbing the annoying guy from accounts receivable in the jugular with the third fork from the left.
- To avoid embarrassment, remember to hide your stash of Mother Jones, Harper’s, and National Review.
- Remember, it’s not a house party without Kid N’ Play.
- Even though your dog’s barking can be an irritating distraction during the party, it’s cruel to lock him outside during the cold winter months–instead, encourage Patches to be quiet by rubbing some tangy wing sauce on the wall socket.
- If asked about a recipe, never tell anyone you got it from the label on the back of a box of Triscuits.
- When considering seating arrangements, it is best not to seat neo-Nazis next to blacks or Jews.
- This is your chance to impress all of your friends and colleagues. Be sure to use the good chip bowl and your finest inflatable furniture.
- After dinner, get the party going by playing charades or exploring the moral ambiguities of embryonic stem cell research.
Check back tomorrow for pics and vids from the Comedy.com office party.
January 30th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
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