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Jesus Finally Gets The Heavy Metal Soundtrack He Deserves
There’s nothing we like better than a “preacher” with the “power” to make his “believers” pass out or collapse as he channels the spirit of Jesus with the slightest touch. Well, actually there is one thing we like better than that - seeing a compilation of those moments cut together to the song “Let The Bodies Hit The Floor.”
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July 18th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Dude
July 19th, 2008 at 11:52 am
WHAT A CON!!!
July 19th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
I really want to go to one of those and then refuse to pretend to faint.
Maybe shout “My SPLEEN Jesus ruptured my SPLEEN!” and clutch my gut.
July 20th, 2008 at 4:15 am
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July 20th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Wow. This is truly hilarious. When’s the last time you’ve seen Atheists act this stupid? Of course, by making that statement, I’m not saying that Atheists are right in their philosophy just because they don’t act like retards such as the video above, I’m just saying, at least we don’t look stupid while we make our arguments.
July 20th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Who is this man? He needs Borat.
July 21st, 2008 at 12:23 pm
This is by far the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Thanks for the laugh!
July 22nd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
how could humans be this ridiculous?
July 23rd, 2008 at 8:11 am
Argh, these kind of things make me so mad. Punching and shoveling ppl away “in the name of Jesus”.
He doesnt need Jesus to push them to the floor.
AND WHY ON EARTH DO THEY WANT TO FALL!?
Well, that said, I am a christian and have never felt the need to go to USA to fall down to the floor. I can lay down just as easily at home
Oh btw, Akolyte01, you wont succeed
You’ll get pushed down or just act by reflexes when he waves his hands in your face. Unless you train a lot
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:27 am
I want his job.
He’d make a good martial artist. Able to hit that pressure point on the jaw line that easily… (ignoring moments where he doesnt actually ‘touch’ people obv)
oh and-
Mher ‘I’m just saying, at least we don’t look stupid while we make our arguments.’
At least an atheist’s argument doesn’t stem from the following:
A belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master , so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to from a magical tree.
July 23rd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
I saw one of these things where they brought this goth kid on stage and he refused to play along and faint or go all rapture or whatever and those Jesus hitmen like wrestled him down to the stage.
July 26th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
thats just awesome.
July 27th, 2008 at 11:14 am
It’s people like these that make me embarrassed to be catholic…………
July 31st, 2008 at 5:44 pm
justaguy, you don’t need people like that to feel embarrassed to be catholic.
August 1st, 2008 at 3:19 am
LOL! Who is this guy?? He’s a genious! Making those fucktards think they’re having a religious experience, it’s kinda sad that they’re so desperate to believe, that they’ll make them selves fall and pretend it was god who did it.
But seriously, how much money is this guy making?
August 3rd, 2008 at 8:29 pm
This is pretty stupid if you ask me. I refuse to believe that this can really happen. That guy is scaming people and obviously doing a pretty good job of it. Most of these people are so desperate to believe that this is the real power of God so they actually fall down because of it. But honestly, if it was real, and that was really the power of God channeling through him, God’s power would not be pushing you to the ground.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
1:57 DONT TAZE ME BRO DONT TAZE ME!
August 8th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
I sincerely hope there is a God who is going to make accountable guys like this for taking advantage of ignorant people who really need to believe in something.
August 9th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Wow i seen this guy n he really does make people faint ,its his bad breath it smells like ass crack
August 15th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
oh Christ, gimme a break
August 18th, 2008 at 7:58 am
Hey that was funny as can be. I’m a believer, and this is hilarious, nice mix of rock and vid.
I did have an experience once. I didn’t believe that people were just falling down and acting foolish for any good reason.
When it happened to me, I was just singing a song the band was playing and the preacher guy(not the one in this video) came by and waved his hand at me from 5′-6′ away. For whatever reason, My legs gave out completely. I couldn’t stand up anymore.
I didn’t pass out or faint. I was completely aware of what was going on and I know I kept thinking “that’s weird…work legs.” It took about 5 min before I could collect myself and get up. To this day I still worship, and go to church and watch people fall down. I still laugh at them too.
August 18th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
^Chris,
I’ve been in contact with hypnotists (and read a few books), not to mention been “hypnotized”.
What the guy did was walk past saying “sleep” to each of us in a line, and then fed us a story about our arms being attached to helium balloons. What happened next? Everybody’s arms rose. Including mine. At one point, I decided to stop, for about 4 seconds, before continuing, to see if it could be done. I was able to stop fully.
It’s called the power of suggestion. They simply direct your mind to do things it is already willing to do. Would you fall down before “God”? Your preacher is simply using your mindset this way.
A similar thing happened to me (the legs thing) when I was about to faint at a point. I was playing basketball with some friends, and I got tunnel vision. I remember saying to myself, step out, get some air, some water. I couldn’t move. But I did eventually manage to step out of the game, still dazed. The thing is, you are only thinking “work legs”. Have you ever tried to ask someone to dance, or on a date, and felt that “just do it, just do it” feeling. But you don’t do it. Same thing. It’s that just do it feeling without the doing it.
Now I say it: I’m atheist.
If I were to ask you (specifically) if believing in God were foolish, or feeling His power were foolish, would you say yes? Probably not. So these people were not acting foolish, in their minds. They merely fell under the power of suggestion.
Now don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying believing in God is foolish, I just don’t buy it. Many people have this as part of their lives, and that’s fine with me. I don’t.
August 19th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
A very respectful response. I can understand where your coming from and its not all that hard to analyze that the Power of suggestion is plausible in very many cases, but there are real and true miraculous events that have taken place in the type of environment I was talking about.
I also agree and believe that You have the right to believe whatever you want to or not. I don’t believe that one man should have to justify his beliefs to another.
What actually spurred me to even post in the first place was the few comments about how ridiculous the humans are acting. When there are so many far more stupid things going on out there that most people think are hilarious.
About “the legs thing” it actually felt more like my legs were asleep, as if I sat on an uncomfortable stool for far too long and lost blood flow to that area of my body. I could not physically move for a few min. Power of suggestion or not, it was odd to loose control of my faculties like that.
August 20th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
That guy would be Benny Hihn, an evangelical charismatic. One of the top godboys on the planet.
the weird part is the people truly believe this is happening to them. “slain in the spirit” is their term for it…