Comments on: Ask Amber: A Mother F*ckin’ Rap About Shyness

By: kick n scoot mike

kick n scoot mike — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:12:20 +0000

i liked the “if you’re shy you’re like a neutered dog” metephor

By: todd

todd — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:16:12 +0000

you have a desk?

By: Andrew Fuckface

Andrew Fuckface — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:35:35 +0000

Too bad you stole that rap from Ed Lover of Yo! MTV Raps fame.

By: Nicole

Nicole — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:52:50 +0000

Every time you come out with this stuff it is deeply satisfying (in an in-and-out, in-and-out way) - that was for you, Amber! Beyond the hilarity, I am always glad when you answer the questions thoughtfully. Otherwise I feel bad for the person and then I can’t enjoy it as much. p.s. you are quite a good rapper.

By: Ronnie

Ronnie — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:28:58 +0000

This was almost like a children’s book. My favorite was the mother fuckin math equation. Go Tozer!

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:01:38 +0000

Living on a butterfly farm is not as easy as you make it sound. Seriously consider this before attempting it. It was the longest two years of my life.

By: Richard

Richard — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:57:51 +0000

Shyness. Bummer. What’s Karen’s phone number?

By: Dolores

Dolores — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:52:56 +0000

Are you sure you’re still sober? Butterfly? Burritos? Quotes from Into the Wild? A rap that asks if someone just “tooted”? Hahahaha. I’m going to send you a question this week.

By: Marilyn

Marilyn — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:44:22 +0000

Best rap I’ve ever read…