Hey everybody, Comedy.com’s own Competitive Awesome crew is back with a brand spankin’ new video that offers up a service that is surely going to be in high demand - the chance to get your own Douche For The Day. And as an added bonus, we’ve set up a Douche For The Day hotline for you to call us and tell us what kind of douche you need, what kind of douche you know, or what kind of douche you are. So, call us at 818-575-6035 and we’ll be happy to post your messages on this page. We’ve already gotten one from some guy in Pennsylvania - you can hear it after the jump.

Here’s a message from a guy who wants to order a douche for a certain rock star:

Here’s a message from what sounds like a computer:

Here’s a message from a guy who clearly hates Hollywood:

Here’s a message from a guy who would like to order a douche to come over and kick his own ass:

Here’s a message from a guy who only needs one word to make his point:

Here’s our favorite message so far. It’s from a guy in Phoenix who pays us a compliment, tells us about how fucked up he’s getting, tells us about his latest family drama, and asks us to give him a call:

Here’s a message from a woman that wants to order a Douche for her boyfriend (who sounds angry in the background):

Here’s a message from a caller who would like to order a Douche for her brother:

Here’s a message from a guy who just wanted to say thanks.

Tags: audio, competitive awesome, original, video, voicemail

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