Women can do many things to make themselves more attractive. One of the overlooked aspects of hotness for females is the car they drive. Here are 6 cars that make women automatically more attractive.

6. Porsche - Any Kind.

You’re an important lady with places to be and things to do. You probably also have a trust fund, can get us things and might even let us drive. We just hope it’s not your sugar daddy’s. We don’t want your OJ to murder us.

5. The FJ40

We like when a babe drives a Jeep, but the Toyota FJ40 means that you’re the same type of broad as the Jeep driver, except you’re weirder and are probably into dirtier things. Like anal.

4. The Mini Cooper

You’re a girlie girl. You’ll probably give us a blowie. And we like those. Plus, you’re okay with small things.

3. The Range Rover

This is the perfect cougar wagon. You like it rougher than the Porsche driver, but you’re more mature than the FJ40 hipster. You’ll teach us crazy shit and then drive us to the STD clinic in style.

2. Prius

You care about the environment. That also means you probably care about stuff like ‘free love’ and ‘threesomes’ because you’re ‘experimenting with lesbianism’. In other words, you’re a dirty hippie. And we’re okay with most things associated with that. Most things.

1. A Woman at a Bus Stop

Clearly, some terrible things have happened to you. Maybe you’ve made some bad decisions. Maybe you’re recovering from some problems with the bottle. Either way, we’ve got a fighting chance to bone you.

Comedy.com’s ListMaster is Mike Bridenstine.

Tags: cars, lists, sex

• The 10 Oldest Women We’d Still Bang
• How To Talk Dirty With Your Boyfriend
• Break Test
• Other Things We Found Mildly Interesting Today
• 9 Things Bloggers Care About That the Rest of the World Doesn’t

This entry was posted on Thursday, August 14th, 2008 at 2:54 pm and is filed under Funny Articles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.