It might seem like Disney’s biggest stars - the Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, and Zac Efrons of the world - come off of an assembly line and as this Onion news report reveals…that’s exactly true. The video explains how Disney genetically engineers its “stars” to capture the hearts of young girls and unknowingly gay boys all over the world.

Tags: disney, funny videos, jonas brothers, miley cyrus, news, the onion, viral, zac efron

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