Poor, Fitzy. Just when he was getting over the misery of his beloved New England Patriots Super Bowl collapse, he was forced to deal with last weekend’s injury to Tom Brady. In this video, Fitzy tries to soldier on and offer fantasy football advice, but it’s clear his heart’s just not in it any more.

Are you ready for some football? We certainly are and to celebrate each week during the new NFL season we are going to present you with brand new Fantasy Football List of the Week. To kick things off after Week 1, here’s a list of 8 Signs That Your Fantasy Football Team Is Going To Suck This Year…

8. You Lost To A Guy That Started Dante Rosario
If there’s a guy in your league that had the vision to draft formerly unknown Carolina Panthers wide receiver Dante Rosario and actually started him against you, using his last-second TD to beat you, well…this just isn’t going to be your year.

7. Your Girl Denied You Sex On Sunday Night
You might have had your best Sunday in months this week as you sat on the couch pounding beers, winning parlays, and dominating your first fantasy game, but if your actions landed you in the doghouse with your girl later that night then your team is ultimately doomed this season. Why? Because despite your determination to watch games every Sunday, even at the expense of your jealous girlfriend cutting you off, you will inevitably cave in by Week 4. After all, you’re just a man. And when you stop watching the games…you start losing the games.

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Doug & Doug, the dynamic duo, are back for more alliteration and more fantasy football as they digest NFL Week 15 and sulk. Lose with grace, gentlemen.