Not that we’ve ever actually watched MILF porn video clips on the Internet ourselves, but we’ve “heard” that it’s a rather popular genre. We’ve also “heard” that one of the most common “stories” in the genre involves “MILF Hunters,” who cruise the streets looking for hot MILFS to “star” in their “films.” This video features the MILF Solicitors, who are just like the MILF Hunters…only not quite as successful.

Ever wonder what it would be like if girls thought (and more importantly acted) like guys do? Of course you have. And so too has Comedy.com pal J Chris Newberg.

Here’s what we know about this video - it features a guy wearing a mask that has bananas attached to it and those bananas apparently have some kind of fireworks attached to them which he proceeds to one by one ignite and blow up the bananas on his mask. Now here’s what we don’t know about this video: anything else.

It might seem like Disney’s biggest stars - the Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, and Zac Efrons of the world - come off of an assembly line and as this Onion news report reveals…that’s exactly true. The video explains how Disney genetically engineers its “stars” to capture the hearts of young girls and unknowingly gay boys all over the world.

Douchebag videos are a dime a dozen on the Internet, but this might be the funniest douche genre video we’ve come across so far. It pits two major league douches against each other in an epic battle where they both pull out every d-bag trick in the book.

One of our favorite American traditions involves girls getting drunk on boats and shaking their moneymakers to capture the hearts (read: attention) of whatever douchebag guys happen to have paid for the case of Natural Light that the girls consumed to get in the proper party mood. But it’s only the true cream of the crop that manage to fall off the boat in mid-booty shake the way this “lady” does.

Richard Christy and Sal Governale from the Howard Stern show decided to take advantage of the news coverage of yesterday’s stock market troubles by heading down to Wall Street, finding a CNN reporter live on the air, and then making out with each other behind her as she tried to report the news. The results are predictably hilarious, but even better is the anchor’s comments about them when they throw back to the studio for a wrap up.

We might be the only people on the planet that don’t watch Dancing With The Stars, but we totally would watch the new 2009 season if it featured cast members like soon-to-be-dumped President George Bush. As proof of how much more entertaining the show would be with a little Dubya in it, check out this video from the ladies in One Hot Mess.

Anybody that spends any time on the Internet watching videos knows that half the fun is reading the comments that losers, we mean, “viewers” leave trashing any and every video put out there. The kid featured in this video was apparently a victim of such comments, but he’s decided that he’s mad and he’s not going to take it any more. So he posted this profanity-filled rant to all those “idiot fuckers” that have been making fun of him and asking if he has testicles in his mouth. We hope this kid receives the internet stardom he so truly deserves.

Michael Phelps hosted the season premiere of Saturday Night Live this weekend and even though the new season may have started with a bit of a whimper, we figured we’d share with you some video clips of the highlights of SNL’s latest episode - including an excellent cameo by Tina Fey as Sarah Palin in the show’s opening sketch. Check it out below and see more clips from the show after the jump.

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