Not that we’ve ever actually watched MILF porn video clips on the Internet ourselves, but we’ve “heard” that it’s a rather popular genre. We’ve also “heard” that one of the most common “stories” in the genre involves “MILF Hunters,” who cruise the streets looking for hot MILFS to “star” in their “films.” This video features the MILF Solicitors, who are just like the MILF Hunters…only not quite as successful.

Here’s an amusing clip that comes to us courtesy of some Japanese news report. It features a female reporter who is telling some bit of news from a pig farm (we have no idea what the “news” is because we don’t speak YouTube Japanese), but as she is delivering her report two of the pigs behind her decide to get their bang on. Oh, and because this is foreign and that wouldn’t be odd enough, there’s also some dude that runs over the humping pigs and appears to, uh, help them out.

This is Natalie Dylan, the girl auctioning off her virginity on the Bunny Ranch website to pay for her college loans. Here are questions bidders should ask Natalie Dylan, the Girl Auctioning Off Her Virginity.

8. Do we have to do it at the Bunny Ranch?

We saw that show “Cathouse” on HBO and that place gives us the creeps. And we have a suspicion that the fat owner guy, Dennis Hoff, finds a way to watch. *Shudder*

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These days it seems like women everywhere are asking “How do I talk dirty to my boyfriend?” Well, this video from 30 Rock’s Keith Powell flips the script and demonstrates how guys can talk dirty to their girlfriends…and how it can spiral into some really awkward conversations about clowns and fire trucks.

Love was in the air at last weekend’s UTEP-Texas football game, as ESPN’s cameras took the opportunity to zoom in on a couple in the crowd who were finding an interesting way to pass the time during breaks in the game. And by “interesting way,” we mean the girl was giving her boyfriend a handjob, which ESPN’s announcers decided to highlight with a telestrator as if it was a quarterback breaking down a nickel defense.

As the world salivates over the concept of Sarah Palin becoming our first VPILF and scours the internet looking for naked pictures of her and interesting facts about her, somebody out there took the time to show us what is really going through John McCain’s head when he watches her speak. Oh, and that somebody also put those thoughts to the sweet sounds of Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On.” Sexy…

Anybody that spends a lot of time watching the CW may assume that every little aspect of daily life is sexy, but we all know that’s just not the way things really are. That’s why Comedy.com’s own Batch 285 have put together a new series of videos designed to highlight some of life’s Unsexy Moments. Above, check out their take on a common bathroom dilemma, and after the jump you can see how they deal with other Unsexy Moments such as wearing skinny jeans, rough morning wake-ups, and awkward bedroom incidents.

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It’s been a little while since we’ve seen a trailer for a movie that genuinely got us excited for the film, but this red-band trailer for Kevin Smith’s upcoming movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno looks pretty promising. With a cast that includes Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Craig Robinson, and an assortment of Smith’s usual pals riffing on a topic as ridiculous as porn, we don’t really see how it can miss.

Not only is this sign entertaining and educational, it leads us to one obvious question: besides people jerking off in the shower, what other “semen related costs” are being incurred at Michigan?

Thanks, Holy Taco.