This could make things a little awkward in the bathroom when the guy next to you starts screaming “Gooooaaaalll!”

Thanks, Don Chavez.

The last time David Hasselhoff had a video getting passed around the web it featured him drunk, half-naked, and trying to make out with a cheeseburger. This time around, his latest video isn’t nearly as entertaining but it is almost as random. This video features the Hoff in the stands at a University of Arizona football game where he is screaming into his own cell phone camera and acting as if he belongs in the student section at the game. We have no idea why.

Poor, Fitzy. Just when he was getting over the misery of his beloved New England Patriots Super Bowl collapse, he was forced to deal with last weekend’s injury to Tom Brady. In this video, Fitzy tries to soldier on and offer fantasy football advice, but it’s clear his heart’s just not in it any more.

And you thought “Gay” was the worst name you would ever find on a Cleveland Browns jersey…

Thanks, Holy Taco.

Love was in the air at last weekend’s UTEP-Texas football game, as ESPN’s cameras took the opportunity to zoom in on a couple in the crowd who were finding an interesting way to pass the time during breaks in the game. And by “interesting way,” we mean the girl was giving her boyfriend a handjob, which ESPN’s announcers decided to highlight with a telestrator as if it was a quarterback breaking down a nickel defense.

Are you ready for some football? We certainly are and to celebrate each week during the new NFL season we are going to present you with brand new Fantasy Football List of the Week. To kick things off after Week 1, here’s a list of 8 Signs That Your Fantasy Football Team Is Going To Suck This Year…

8. You Lost To A Guy That Started Dante Rosario
If there’s a guy in your league that had the vision to draft formerly unknown Carolina Panthers wide receiver Dante Rosario and actually started him against you, using his last-second TD to beat you, well…this just isn’t going to be your year.

7. Your Girl Denied You Sex On Sunday Night
You might have had your best Sunday in months this week as you sat on the couch pounding beers, winning parlays, and dominating your first fantasy game, but if your actions landed you in the doghouse with your girl later that night then your team is ultimately doomed this season. Why? Because despite your determination to watch games every Sunday, even at the expense of your jealous girlfriend cutting you off, you will inevitably cave in by Week 4. After all, you’re just a man. And when you stop watching the games…you start losing the games.

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The Olympics may be over, but the hilarity of the inevitably awful commercials that Olympic athletes get as a result of the Olympics carries on. For example, check out this funny commercial in which a trio of Olympic gymnasts including Shawn Johnson talks about what “makes her taco pop.” You can make up your own jokes for this one…

By now, sprinter Usain Bolt’s world record performance at the Olympics has been well chronicled, but this video adds a whole new element to the accomplishment as it shows us what Usain was really thinking as he blew past all his competition on the track.

In case there was any doubt about whether the Olympics coverage has officially jumped the shark or not, this clip from the Today Show should settle that argument. It features hosts Matt Lauer and Al Roker in tights (yikes!) and performing their very own tandem rhythmic gymnastics routine. If you’ll excuse us for a moment, we’re going to go throw up now.

It’s tough to imagine anything much worse than getting knocked out in a professional boxing match. Oh wait, you could try to run away from your opponent, get caught, and then get knocked out of the ring. That would probably be a lot worse…and it’s definitely a lot funnier.