Here’s what we know about this video - it features a guy wearing a mask that has bananas attached to it and those bananas apparently have some kind of fireworks attached to them which he proceeds to one by one ignite and blow up the bananas on his mask. Now here’s what we don’t know about this video: anything else.

It might seem like Disney’s biggest stars - the Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, and Zac Efrons of the world - come off of an assembly line and as this Onion news report reveals…that’s exactly true. The video explains how Disney genetically engineers its “stars” to capture the hearts of young girls and unknowingly gay boys all over the world.

Douchebag videos are a dime a dozen on the Internet, but this might be the funniest douche genre video we’ve come across so far. It pits two major league douches against each other in an epic battle where they both pull out every d-bag trick in the book.

One of our favorite American traditions involves girls getting drunk on boats and shaking their moneymakers to capture the hearts (read: attention) of whatever douchebag guys happen to have paid for the case of Natural Light that the girls consumed to get in the proper party mood. But it’s only the true cream of the crop that manage to fall off the boat in mid-booty shake the way this “lady” does.

Anybody that spends any time on the Internet watching videos knows that half the fun is reading the comments that losers, we mean, “viewers” leave trashing any and every video put out there. The kid featured in this video was apparently a victim of such comments, but he’s decided that he’s mad and he’s not going to take it any more. So he posted this profanity-filled rant to all those “idiot fuckers” that have been making fun of him and asking if he has testicles in his mouth. We hope this kid receives the internet stardom he so truly deserves.

Here’s an amusing clip that comes to us courtesy of some Japanese news report. It features a female reporter who is telling some bit of news from a pig farm (we have no idea what the “news” is because we don’t speak YouTube Japanese), but as she is delivering her report two of the pigs behind her decide to get their bang on. Oh, and because this is foreign and that wouldn’t be odd enough, there’s also some dude that runs over the humping pigs and appears to, uh, help them out.

EepyBird, the creators of the now legendary Mentos and Coke videos, are back with another oddly fascinating video experiment. This time around, the crew turns thousands of colorful Sticky Notes into one mesmerizing video.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the Phantom of the Opera came to crash at your apartment for a few days? Yeah, neither have we. But apparently somebody over at College Humor did, and the results are this video which is way funnier than it sounds like it would be.

We’ve seen a lot of videos on the web that condense long movies into short Cliff Notes versions, but we’re pretty sure we’ve never seen one that condensed an entire six film franchise down into five seconds. Until now. This clip tells you everything you need to know about Rocky, Rocky 2, Rocky 3, Rocky 4, Rocky 5, and Rocky 6 in less time than it probably took you to read this sentence.

With the weekend just hours away from kicking off, we’re sure that some of you out there are dreading the thought of having to meet your new girlfriend’s parents for the first time. We don’t blame you, but at least know that no matter how bad things go they probably won’t be nearly as awkward as this video from the Crackle series That Guy.